Applause please. Something is actually past the bind off stage. Past the soak stage. Past the blocking stage. All the way past dry! But, alas, it is not finished. The "airplane" scarf was long enough for me, so it came off the needles and went through the typical post knit, make it pretty stage. And then I looked at that swath of silk and though BLAH!
Clearly, I need more options. Stay tuned!