Guess what? I can knit diagonal lines! Perhaps you are not impressed, but I am amazed. Please know that setting out to knit a garment for another body and having no pattern to follow can cause a million or two moments of stress. Think about it. Think about all of the things that must align in order to create a custom garment from thin air.
- An idea
- A photo or sketch
- Knowledge of yarn weights
- Knowledge of needle diameter
- Basic understanding of something called gauge
- Access to research tools such as stitch dictionary or internet access
- Willingness to look at other patterns for guidance
- Two bottles of merlot
- Multiple emails to clarify to goal
- Ordering of yarn
- Crying over discontinued color
- Surfing online yarn stores to find discontinued color of selected yarn somewhere out there
- Two bottles of Guinness
- Waiting for yarn to arrive
- Blessings offered for shop owners who actually ship quickly - as in mere days!
- Gathering of support team who believe that you can actually convert a little bitty gauge swatch into a garment
- Offering good karma to Jacquie for her free support of lonely knitters wanting to chart a few stitches of lace
- Belief that frogging is part of knitting
- Faith to toss out supposed gauge swatch and forge on boldly
- Two bottles of pinot grigio and a good lemon
- Two hours of uninterrupted peace and quiet
- Friendly support team that expresses great pride in your ability to knit diagonal lines
- Ability to count - consistently - a lot - without fail
PS - Please don't go thinking that I consumed two bottles of merlot in one sitting. It took time and help from a loved one. Please don't go thinking that I consumed two bottles of pinot grigio in one sitting. It took two loved ones and two weeks - but 'tis done. As to the two bottles of Guinness. . . burp!